Difference between Christian and Atheist
"The difference between a Christian and a strong Atheist is that a Christian rejects the existence of a few thousand Gods and Goddesses who have been devoutly worshipped and sacrificed to down through the ages. The Atheist merely rejects one more deity: the God of Christianity."
Nice one. But don’t forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Invisible Pink Unicorn. They are real. I have faith in them.
Therefore I’m not an atheist, right?